Pete Wentz Is A Pig

First his wife, Ashlee Simpson, goes on a drunk rampage at her husband's ex, now Pete Wentz is acting like he was raised by wolves.

According to a report on PerezHilton.com, Pete lost it when a photographer snapped a pic of him and Ashlee at his 30th birthday party in Las Vegas on Saturday night.

So what did the Fall Out Boy rocker do? He spat on him!

An insider says: "Inside the club some photgrapher took a photo of Pete and Ashlee and I guess they didn't ask, so Pete flipped out and went after the guy. His publicist and Ashlee held him back, but he spit on the photographer."

Ewwww!

That is so white trash!

Ashlee Simpson is a Mean Drunk

Ashlee Simpson has proved yet again that she can't hold her liquor. The Melrose Place actress, who was memorably caught drunk and rambling in a McDonald's a couple of years ago (see the video below), got trashed—white trashed—at an event in L.A. on Monday night.

Ashlee began the night civilly, talking with her husband Pete Wentz' ex, Michelle Trachtenberg, and even showing the Buffy star pictures of their son, Bronx. But then the drinking began.

And this is what Perez Hilton claims happened next:

"Ashlee got very very drunk," an insider told the blogger. "She also kept making frequent bathroom trips."

"As the evening went on and Ashlee started to get sloppier, things got out of control," another partygoer told Perez.

The highlight of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Ashlee began to give Pete a lap dance. "She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her," a source said. "She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!"

Ashlee then screamed at Michelle, "I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!"

Ewww, sounds like Ashlee should be on Jerry Springer.

That is so white trash!

While I don't have video of Monday night's incident, check out her drunken adventure at McDonald's here:

Demi Moore Has False Teeth

OK, so most people in Hollywood have impossibly white teeth, which are most likely veneers (or horse teeth, right Hilary Duff?). But I really didn't need to see 46-year-old Demi Moore showing off her gap-toothed grin on Twitter.



That is so white trash!

Mary Kay Letourneau: What A Role Model

Mary Kay Letourneau, who served seven-and-a-half-years in jail for raping one of her students (and subsequently married him), is hosting a "Hot for Teacher" night at a Seattle nightclub on Saturday.

It is the third time that the educator, 46, who married former student Vili Fualaau four years ago, has helmed the event at Fuel Sports East & Beats.

She will be mingling with guests while her 26-year-old husband and father of two of her children spins (as DJ Headline).

The couple first met when Vili was 12 and Mary Kay was the 34-year-old married mom of four. Check out the poster.

Classy, right? I just hope that no preteens are admitted or Vili could find he's got some competition.

That is so white trash!

How Much Does A Haircut Cost, Celine?

She has bazillions of dollars and has sold more than 200 million albums, but Celine Dion seems to be incapable of shelling out $10 to take her nine-year-old son, Rene Charles, for a trim at Supercuts.

Child with two names who has hair that rivals Fabio's?

That is so white trash!

Lady Gaga Has Camel Toe

Memo to Lady Gaga: If you are going to insist on wearing little more than a leotard every time you walk down the street, please check that you don't have camel toe before you step out the door.

Camel toe?

That is so white trash!

Paris Enjoys Double Fisting

Paris Hilton has a vodka in one hand, orange juice in the other. Screwdriver or screw loose? I can smell another DUI.

That is so white trash.